Thursday, February 1, 2007

Welcome to the Village

I'm the "poverty set", I care so much about poverty that I think about her 24/7. Talking poverty is my career and, it's well-paying too. My experience makes me such an expert that I know exactly what poverty needs, though I have never lived in/with one. But, hey, my own prosperity imbues me with practical tips on how poverty can escape the misery of the poverty valley and live like me. First, since poverty is such a helpless fellow, I must lend my "endowed" hand to nudge her even one inch. Second, even in her state, she has a keen eye for glamor and, hence, a love for celebs and "ambassadors". Marketing her village as a tourist attraction for those magnificent "caring" souls would not only make her very happy but also increase the gross village happiness tremendously. Finally, as a result, I must build her a Village of Poverty to bring her up to speed with "modern" wantless living.

So, if you know of other poverties you care so much for or would like to help me care for my poverty, I welcome you to the Village of Poverty. Let's demonstrate that poverty's hidden potential is immense. Feel free to adopt one poverty.

Bienvenue!